Damn Clowns
Read the weird, wacky story of an eldritch clown invasion plaguing a sleepy Nova Scotian town.
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This Halloween, I wanted to share a little story that gives some insight into what led me to develop my latest serial Damn Clowns as well as the original “prototype” short story that became the basis for the entire serial.
Prologues
The Barhop Chapter
Damn Clowns fucked up our barhop
Here’s the beginning of the story about Lamibogish, Nova Scotia, that mystery town that everyone seems to have forgotten. Here you’ll find out what happened. These are the words of just one person who lived it, but knew everyone who it affected.Subscribe for a weird, wild ride!
Damn Clowns trashed our favorite pub
The weirdness continues just down the road from the site of the pool bar killings where injuries included: crushed schnozzes from billiard balls, eviscerations via sawed-off shotguns, and accidental chainsaw ingestion.
Damn Clowns drove the town crazy
When the circus comes around. We will dance under the moon. Eejit clowns stumble loosely. Holdin' on to what they know
Damn Clowns killed my friends
If your friend got infected by a killer clown mind virus, how would you handle it?
Damn Clowns took over the police
What will you do when they come for you? Clown cops, clown cops. Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?
The Gymrat
I believe this is what they call “non-linear storytelling”:Always check your Snickers whey for razorblades…
The Warlord Picklepants Chapter
Damn Clowns crucified the kids
It’s only going to get worse from here; in the quality of the story or the horrors these characters go through? I’ll let you decide.
Damn Clowns cock-blocked our rescue mission
What’s the best course of action when you see a bunch of college-age freshmen getting crucified? Going to get help would be a good start.
Damn Clowns trapped us in a stinking dorm
Who was your first college roommate and was living with them a nightmare?
Damn Clowns made us play the lottery with peoples' lives
Even Scorsese couldn’t dream up such a deadly card game—it’s going to be ABSOLUTE CINEMA. It’s also a musical.Subscribe to Senchas Claideb to get your name put in the lottery
Damn Clowns roped me into a command position
Kevin’s gotta be part of this uncivil war, because the clowns started the fire
Damn Clowns kicked our asses
The best-laid plans are doomed to go down the pooper when your enemies don’t follow conventional logic.
Damn Clowns got kicked in the nards
The tables are turning…see how they started that trajectory in last week’s chapter:Each new sub = one extra kick to the clowns’ jewels
